Where is the "Any" Key?

This is just hilarious, and I am sure it is just a joke, but it doesn't make it less funny. This question came from Yahoo! Answers where people can ask question for just about anything. I sometimes drop by to answer questions and help out the best I can. This one was the funniest. I took a screen shot for your viewing pleasure, along with my answer.

The funniest part though, is that this is a real question people ask some times:

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