Now I’m sure none of you have been wondering where I’ve been lately but that’s ok because you’re not going to find out anyway. But I am no longer known as MrEpicFail. Why you ask? I changed this because my new MakeMeaSammich.net isn’t just about Epic Fails anymore. So in light of that I figured it was best to change to something else even more awesome. TheEpicChocobo.
Now lets get right into this here. We all know that zombies aren’t real… Ok well most of us know zombies aren’t real and for those of you just now finding out for the first time. I truly am sorry for you having to find out this way. So now you can just place this shattered dream next to you finding out Santa isn’t real.
That doesn’t mean that they won’t be real one day. But what I find disturbing is that according to resources we has humanity have been researching how to create zombies for quite some time and only just recently like this year really started looking up how to kill these zombies!! Seriously wouldn’t you think we’d want to know how to kill something before we’d want to create it. Apparently no.
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